poor paris

after yesterday's mind boggling prison release, paris has just as quickly been escorted back to jail. her "medical reason" is rumored to be claustrophobia caused by her 23 hours / day spent in the solitary confinement cell. originally, sheriff lee baca was responsible for her release.

he had this to say, "The problem here is that there is a medical issue and it isn't wise to keep a person in jail with her problem over an extended period of time and let the problem get worse. In my opinion, justice is being served by the decision to have her serve her time at home. She would still be in the county jail if it were not for the medical advice. My message to those who don't like celebrities is that punishing celebrities more than the average American is not justice."

instead of 23 days the heiress now must serve 42 more days of her sentence in prison. seeing paris crying in the picture above (click on pic for link back to tmz.com) makes me actually feel bad for her. i didn't think it was fair when she traded prison for house arrest but it doesn't seem like a traffic violation should be grounds for 45 days of imprisonment either. i wonder if she can switch to a white collar prison now...

paris released!

after serving just 3 days of her sentence, paris hilton has been released from prison due to "medical reasons." the heiress will serve 40 days under house arrest instead.

here's what paris had to say, "I want to thank the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department and staff of the Century Regional Detention Center for treating me fairly and professionally. I am going to serve the remaining 40 days of my sentence. I have learned a great deal from this ordeal and hope that others have learned from my mistakes."

what a difference! from solitary confinement in a stark prison cell to living in luxury in your own home!

posh as a zebra

presenting at the mtv movie awards, victoria beckham dons a bright zebra print adorned with a hot pink bra peeping out the top. taking a cue from her new digs in california, posh goes valley girl with her too dark tan and platinum blonde hair.

by the way, since when did she get boob implants???

paris in prison

after making an appearance at the mtv movie awards last night, paris turned herself in to begin her 23 day prison sentence.

here's what she had to say:

'I am trying to be strong right now. I'm really scared but I'm ready to face my sentence and even though this is a really hard time, I have my family, my friends and my fans to support me and that's really helpful. It's a really scary time.'

'I did have a choice to go to a pay jail but I declined because I feel like the media portrays me in a way that I'm not, and that's why I wanted to go to county, to show that I can do it and I'm going to be treated like everyone else. I'm going to do the time, I'm going to do it the right way. '

the socialite confides that the Bible has been helping her get through these tough times. i never would have pegged her as a devout Christian...

behind bars, paris will be in solitary confinement for 23 out of 24 hours, yikes!

maxim hot 100 - 2007

who is this megan fox person and why is she #18 on the list above halle berry, penelope cruz, keira knightley and cameron diaz?


while we're talking about weird picks for the list, since when is lindsay lohan the #1 hottest chick in 2007??? see below for the full list.

100. Noureen DeWolf 99. Mia Maestro 98. Yunjin Kim 97. Kim Kardashian 96. Shanna Moakler 95. The Avatars of Second Life 94. Kelly Carlson 93. Christina Milian 92. Mary Elizabeth Winstead 91. Isla Fisher	90. Salma Hayek 89. Haylie Duff 88. Raquel Alessi 87. Padma Lakshmi 86. Michelle Trachtenberg 85. Kelly Ripa 84. Hometown Hottie 83. Ivanka Trump 82. Dita Von Teese 81. Emmanuelle Chriqui
80. Abbie Cornish 79. Adrianne Palecki 78. Joss Stone 77. Hilary Burton 76. Diora Baird 75. April Scott 74. Tara Conner 73. Mena Suvari 72. Ciara 71. Willa Ford	70. Stacy Keibler 69. Danica Patrick 68. Evangeline Lilly 67. Gabrielle Union 66. Joanna Krupa 65. Autumn Reeser 64. Lena Headey 63. Bianca Kajlich 62. Danneel Harris 61. Nadine Velazquez
60. Jessica White 59. Jamie-Lynn Sigler 58. Penelope Cruz 57. Tricia Helfer 56. Michele Merkin 55. Halle Berry 54. Missy Peregrym 53. Adriana Lima 52. Kate Walsh 51. Alessandra Ambrosio	50. Miss Maxim 49. Mischa Barton 48. Mandy Moore 47. Katharine McPhee 46. Kristen Bell 45. Bar Refaeli 44. Rose McGowan 43. Kate Mara 42. Minka Kelly 41. Jessica Simpson
40. Moon Bloodgood 39. Rachel Bilson 38. Shakira 37. Ashley Olsen 36. Jamie King 35. Jennifer Garner 34. Vanessa Minnillo 33. Roselyn Sanchez 32. Lacey Chabert 31. Amy Smart	30. Rebecca Romijn 29. Sarah Silverman 28. Carmen Electra 27. Kate Hudson 26. Nelly Furtado 25. Elisha Cuthbert 24. Sophia Bush 23. Hilary Duff 22. Nicole Scherzinger 21. Kate Beckinsale
20. Keira Knightley 19. Cameron Diaz 18. Megan Fox 17. Maria Sharapova 16. Ashlee Simpson 15. Avril Lavigne 14. Katherine Heigl 13. Beyonce Knowles 12. Angelina Jolie 11. Sienna Miller	10. Fergie 9. Eva Longoria 8. Rihanna 7. Eva Mendez 6. Ali Larter 5. Jessica Biel 4. Christina Aguilera 3. Scarlett Johansson 2. Jessica Alba 1. Lindsay Lohan

most beautiful

a little late in its inception, here’s my list of the most beautiful in the world (originally planned to coincide with people magazine’s annual list):



angelina jolie – her humanitarian efforts as well as her physical form are both impressive and beautiful

patrick wilson – hard candy and little children star with beautiful baby blues and the nicest male butt i’ve ever seen

nelly furtado – absolutely gorgeous facial structure, love the combination of blue eyes with dark hair

hugh laurie – in a scruffy professor way, he exudes sexiness

gaspard ulliel – playing a creepy serial killer has never been so hot! and he’s french to boot!

gong li – she’s over 40 but looks 10+ years younger, i can only hope that i age that gracefully

sendhil ramamurthy – there’s just something about a professor that’s hot, love his hair and cheekbones

james franco – james dean good looks, enough said

kristin kreuk – stunning hair and eyes, this canadian import is perfect as lana
julian mcmahon – loved him in charmed as cole (i had my fingers crossed the whole time for a phoebe/cole reconciliation that never happened)

top chef - season 1 vs. 2 all stars

season 1 contenders: dave, tiffani, harold and stephen

season 2 contenders: ilan, sam, elia, and marcel

june 6th marks the preview of the 4 star all stars on bravo at 10/9c. where is lee ann? she is now a culinary producer of the show - congrats to her! she was an awesome competitor during season 1 and though i thought she should have been in the top 3 over tiffani, it looks like she's doing well for herself.

Reunited - Real World Vegas

Before: Las Vegas 2002

Now: Las Vegas 2007

one of the hottest and most sex-crazed casts to hit the airwaves returns for a short reunited mini-season wherein they stay in the same Palms suite as before.

frank, irulan, and alton look about the same - beautiful as always.

frank is out for a no holds barred good time in vegas this time around and proof of this is the girl he brought home, theoretically had sex with, and when asked her name, replied "who the f&*# knows?"

irulan and alton are brought together for the first time since the end of their 3 year relationship. both now have separate significant others. will sparks fly for these 2 again?

brynn and trishelle - i think they actually look better now. i like brynn's long brown hair and trishelle's bright blonde looks - it fits them.

brynn is now a mother of two with husband austin (the guy who visited her in vegas in 02) - they have gorgeous family and it seems that motherhood has really taken to her.

trishelle posed for playboy and starred in other reality tv shows like the surreal life, kill reality, and the gauntlet.

steven more or less looks the same - just less hair this time around.

arissa looks bad! since real world, she also posed for playboy and is now supposedly living a peaceful drama free life with her cat in california. she's even thinner than before - her face appears almost hollow, but she's still a spitfire.

Return of Paradise Hotel

4 years after it's initial airing, paradise hotel is finally making a return. completely scandalous, a little trashy, and a true to form guilty pleasure, paradise hotel had all the makings of great "reality" with a splash of jerry springer.

the tentative start date is january 13, 2008, i can't wait!