man band? seriously?

vh1 is now airing a show called Mission Man Band - a culmination of has-beens from boy bands of yesteryear. so who exactly is in this show?

bryan abrams - color me badd
- don't remember him, but now he's 300 lbs or something

rich cronin - lfo
- you remember this asswipe? he's the guy who was in the short-lived boy band singing "summer girls" and professing his love for jennifer love hewitt
- first impression when i saw him on the show: who the f#%* is this guy? so i looked him up on wikipedia...oh it's that guy... and then i thought: what in the world happened to his face?
- upon deeper digging, i found out he has leukemia - then i felt really horrible about the above comment
- after even more digging, i found he's still a prick and having leukemia hasn't changed him. case in point: he's clearly still obsessed with making fun of chinese people - not sure what's up his ass (see "chinese salsa" on youtube and you'll see what i mean)
- also see this perverted email to someone he dated under "dulcejesus 2007-08-04 01:01pm" (http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/14388366.html)

jeff timmons - 98 degrees
- looks the same and is still relatively attractive
- don't really know much about him

chris kirkpatrick - n'sync
- ahh, the least successful of the 5 former n'sync members
- looks the same
- did you see the picture of him on perezhilton.com with mary carey? (http://perezhilton.com/?p=2468#more-2468)

Real World Sydney - 1st Impressions

L to R: kellyanne, parisa, shauvon, isaac, dunbar, cohutta, trisha

the 19th season of MTV's the real world started out with cattiness galore. the 4 girls in the house almost immediately divide into 2 factions - bimbos vs. non-bimbos. let's start with first impressions of each cast member.


the girls:

parisa - persian new yorker, love the name, seems to be a tad on the dramatic side, but definitely has a brain, the only girl thus far that doesn't seem to be an idiot

shauvon - blonde #1 with large boobs, friends with parisa, makes out with isaac, kinda seems like she belongs on bimbo side more than parisa's

kellyanne - i'm already seeing her being referred to as "kellyanus", texan, young, slutty, catty, immature, very high school "prep"

trisha - dumb & bitchy, blonde #2 with large boobs, friends with kellyanus, kinda racist??? made a remark about how she couldn't handle talking to a recent immigrant who didn't have perfect english speaking skills, also slutty and stupid, the perfect embodiment of an airhead

the guys:

cohutta - cute guy from georgia

dunbar - already the object of affection between kellyanus and parisa, though i'm not sure he's worthy of the attention, cohutta is cuter

isaac - not a big impression on me thus far, made out with shauvon, is obsessed with breasts

the cast seems overwhelmingly americana???