man band? seriously?

vh1 is now airing a show called Mission Man Band - a culmination of has-beens from boy bands of yesteryear. so who exactly is in this show?

bryan abrams - color me badd
- don't remember him, but now he's 300 lbs or something

rich cronin - lfo
- you remember this asswipe? he's the guy who was in the short-lived boy band singing "summer girls" and professing his love for jennifer love hewitt
- first impression when i saw him on the show: who the f#%* is this guy? so i looked him up on wikipedia...oh it's that guy... and then i thought: what in the world happened to his face?
- upon deeper digging, i found out he has leukemia - then i felt really horrible about the above comment
- after even more digging, i found he's still a prick and having leukemia hasn't changed him. case in point: he's clearly still obsessed with making fun of chinese people - not sure what's up his ass (see "chinese salsa" on youtube and you'll see what i mean)
- also see this perverted email to someone he dated under "dulcejesus 2007-08-04 01:01pm" (http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/14388366.html)

jeff timmons - 98 degrees
- looks the same and is still relatively attractive
- don't really know much about him

chris kirkpatrick - n'sync
- ahh, the least successful of the 5 former n'sync members
- looks the same
- did you see the picture of him on perezhilton.com with mary carey? (http://perezhilton.com/?p=2468#more-2468)