5.20.2007

ANTM - Review of All Cycles


Cycle 1:
The Bitch: Robin Manning – a Bible-toting, hate-spewing, know it all
Top 2: Adrianne vs. Shannon
Winner: Adrianne. Very well-deserved!
Judges: Tyra, Janice, Kimora, and Beau Quillian (blah magazine fashion editor)

Cycle 2:
The Bitch: Camille – arrogant to a fault
Top 2: Yoanna vs. Mercedes
Winner: Yoanna, pretty face, but Mercedes should have won based on the catwalk.
Judges: Tyra, Janice, Nigel (handsome photog/former model joins the ranks), and Eric Nicholson (barely remember him)

Cycle 3:
The Bitch: Eva – just mean, but improved towards the end
Scandal: Shandi cheating on her boyfriend
Top 2: Eva vs. Yaya
Winner: Eva, but Yaya did much better throughout the competition and had a great look
Judges: Tyra, Janice, Nigel, and Nole Marin (stylist?)

Cycle 4:
The Bitch: Keenyah – whiny bitch
Top 2: Kahlen vs. Naima
Winner: Naima. Both were good, but I personally loved Naima’s look and was glad she won
Judges: Same as Cycle 3

Cycle 5:
The Bitch: Nicole – bratty, immature bitch
Top 2: Nik vs. Nicole
Winner: Nicole. Nik should have won hands down. She performed well through-out and Nicole sucked almost the whole way. So why did Nicole win? I think it was because of new judge Twiggy’s rampant support.
Judges: Tyra, Nigel, J. Alexander (runway coach), and Twiggy (famous model known for launching the mod look – horrible judge though. Lackluster supporter of horrible contenders)

Cycle 6:
The Bitch: Jade – picked on people, particularly on Gina, incredibly self-centered, very old looking
Top 2: Joanie vs. Danielle
Winner: Danielle. I liked Joanie’s personality and performance better though.
Judges: Same as Cycle 5

Cycle 7:
The Bitch: Melrose – fake and stuck-up, self-centered
Top 2: Melrose vs. CariDee
Winner: CariDee, despite a not-so-great runway, CariDee thankfully won
Judges: Same


Cycle 8:
The Bitch: Renee – mean and snide, but made improvements toward the end
Top 2: Natasha vs. Jaslene
Winner: Jaslene. Go Cha Cha!!!! I loved Jaslene for returning to win after she didn’t make it as a finalist in the last cycle. She took beautiful photos. I don’t even know why Natasha was runner-up, she sucked it up the first few pictures, had a bad “My Life as a Cover Girl” commercial, and a bad Aboriginal picture. She only started to stand out towards the end – Renee should have taken 2nd.
Judges: Same

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